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hi so my name is kiana (17) and i've made the poor choice of dedicating much of my life to a group of fuckin nerds that work at an office in texas and play video games for a living.

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tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

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Artist: Ryan Haywood
Track Name: "Anaconda "
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Michael: “I’m gonna be up for a hundred hours just to make sure my kid doesn’t die. I’m just gonna stare at it for a hundred hours the first day I bring it home.”

Geoff: “It’s fine. The kid’ll live.”

Michael: “I know, but I have to do it.”





video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit